The SLOGAN meme!

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here! [link]

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Makes You Feel Amy Again
[I wonder why...]

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
New Thinking. New Amy.
[I'm unique! Yaaaay.]

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
They Drink Amy in the Congo
[*headdesk* Bestest pikupz line evahz.]

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Amy.
[*headdesk again*]

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
You Can't Top an Amy.
[Therefore I am the best thing you will ever see.]

6. To someone you dislike?
It's a Bit of an Amy.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
Amy-Lickin' Good.
[...]

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
The World's Amy Marketplace.

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Does the Hard Amy for you.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Have a Break. Have an Amy.
[lol]

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Get Serious. Get Amy.
[xD]

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Have an Amy and Smile.
[*vomits rainbows and flowers and pretty things*]

13. What are the best words to describe you?
There's Always Room for Amy.
[It's sad how often this holds true.]

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
We're Always Low Amy.

15. Your last words before you die...
Kids Will do Anything for Amy.
[Go slaves! Heed my words!]

16. Your message to a special someone..
Tonight, Let it be Amy.
[Pfffft.... Oh God. I can't stop laughing.]

17. Title of this post will be..
Fall into the Amy


Ah, this was awesome. xD;